songbird72884 ([info]songbird72884) wrote,
@ 2005-07-05 23:50:00
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Current music:Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper

Some classic LiveJournal moments!
Me: "Do you know what 'Eloi, Eloi lema sabachtani' means?"
Peter: "No"
Me: "It's Aramaic for 'My God, My God, why have you forsaken me."
Peter: "It's Armani for that?"

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Me: "Name a dog beginning with Z"
Peter: "Zebra"

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Peter: "Aww go on! Get turned on!" *weird look from me* "The phone I mean" - when plugging in his phone charger

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Peter singing Can't Get You Outta My Head with a carnation halfway up his nose :P


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[info]pwtf
2005-07-05 11:23 pm UTC (link)
that's me, a jackoff of all trades when it comes to double entendres lmao........

BUGGERYCACK, i just noticed the double double double entendre there.... but now, Weezer muppetage!

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[info]pwtf
2005-07-05 11:24 pm UTC (link)
To anyone who doesnt know me and reads this...

I don't need to be sectioned under the mental health act, really, erm, honestly, erm, i think...

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[info]songbird72884
2005-07-05 11:28 pm UTC (link)
Suuuuuuuuuuuuure ya don't. *puts the straightjacket away* Despite all ur screaming and shouting.... Oh wait, that's my fault :P WITH THE TICKLES!!!!! (or is it?!?)

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[info]pwtf
2005-07-05 11:32 pm UTC (link)
YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll have to go and live in Benin under an assumed name now, my secret's out!

But is that the only thing that's out, eh?

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[info]pwtf
2005-07-05 11:46 pm UTC (link)
YET ANOTHER LJ MOMENT, COURTESY OF YOURS TRULY:

My good self: "That's weird, we were just talking about THAT ( not my way of saying it, my good lady here added that) and The Strokes have just come on the TV!

And to add insult to injury, i came out with "I'll have to put that up"

And to add more insult to more injury i typed "strokes" as "strokews"

And to add even more insult to a lot more injury, the word "come" has been gratuitously added to this comment (or should that be coment) without any thought for what would come of it.

And just when you thought it was safe to go back into the double meaning-infested waters of livejournal, a classic from none other than someone who we shall call Miss B.

WHY ARE YOU BOUNCING ON THE SOFA?

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[info]pwtf
2005-07-05 11:50 pm UTC (link)
And coming off that subject, I have just rerealised (not typo) the delights of Island In The Sun by Weezer!

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[info]songbird72884
2005-07-05 11:54 pm UTC (link)
What I'm worried about is that that took him about 20 mins to type :-S. I wonder if someone's getting a little overexcited with all this adult talk :-P

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[info]songbird72884
2005-07-05 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Someone who we shall call Mr. H. : while playing with hiw new toy: "Wibble wobble"

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[info]pwtf
2005-07-06 12:01 am UTC (link)
Hiw new toy? Did i throw you off while typing that, my dear?

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[info]pwtf
2005-07-06 12:01 am UTC (link)
Or did you make a boob?

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[info]pwtf
2005-07-06 12:03 am UTC (link)
Oh yes, I;'m very excitable, so excitable I'm leaving random semicolons everywhere!

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[info]pwtf
2005-07-06 12:03 am UTC (link)
;

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[info]songbird72884
2005-07-06 12:14 am UTC (link)
And the latest in the string of randomly double-entendrish things said tonight:
Me: (in reference, or at least on my part, to the laptop [computer, not anatomical]) "May I yoink now?"

Peter: "Only if you go in the bathroom"

Me: "I won't have anything to yoink in there though"

Peter: "You will if I come in there"
I just realised the severely blatant double-entendre there

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[info]pwtf
2005-07-06 12:23 am UTC (link)
THIRD TIME LICKY: and all the time you were typing that I was swaying to a song called "Just A Ride"!

You'll have to excuse me Miss B, it takes me so long to get it out

And as I sit here typing this, we have more strokeage... but more on that later.

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[info]songbird72884
2005-07-06 12:46 am UTC (link)
Yes, he does mean The Strokes, I'm a good girl!

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[info]pwtf
2005-07-06 12:28 am UTC (link)
OK people, we've hit a critical point now...... SHE'S OFFERED TO GET THE NUTELLA!

But more on that even, or arianen,or perhaps valen, alisonen, steffien, hannaen (how the hell do you pronounce that?), or annemarien later

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[info]pwtf
2005-07-06 12:32 am UTC (link)
the best ones are the ones you don't notice, but we're getting kind of oxymoronic here....

the wonderful "that's surprisingly large" while the tv starts reverberating to the glorious sound of which blink 182 song? Yes, you guessed it, the gorgeously dulcet tones of All The Small Things (nothing to do with me, I assure you!)

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[info]songbird72884
2005-07-06 12:50 am UTC (link)
I said that in reference to the font! Goodness knows what people are going to think of me after this discourse :-O

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[info]songbird72884
2005-07-06 12:48 am UTC (link)
HE ASKED WHAT THERE WAS IN THE HOUSE TO EAT!!!!!!!!! If I was as bad as he makes me out to be, I could've offered me instead :P BUT I didn't, as I said, I'm a good girl

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[info]pwtf
2005-07-06 12:36 am UTC (link)
I'd be surprised at what's in your toy chest, would I now?

And there I was thinking (from 'Miss B.': I'm scared, he just asked what he was thinking), you wewe (for extreme comedy value, that typo is being left exactly as it, erm, came out) such a wholesome (should the w be there?) girl!

My illusions, along with myself, are shattered!!

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[info]songbird72884
2005-07-06 12:53 am UTC (link)
I have a rabbit! :-O and an elephant, a dog, a cat, a snake, a pig and many other toys, even my old barbies! but nothing as naughty as you seem to want to imply. And as for that w, that's up to the general public to decide about.

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[info]dani22884
2005-07-06 03:35 am UTC (link)
Yeah, sure.....

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And the beat goes on *sings in best Tony Christie voice*
[info]pwtf
2005-07-06 12:44 am UTC (link)
I've gone blank, (and I'm quite itchy, but thats another story), so I'll judy, or even just (COME ON, it's 1:42am, how do you ecpect me to type properly?) impart one of the gems that Miss B has just, erm, come out with:

"I'm gonna keep my mouth shut from now on"

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[info]dani22884
2005-07-06 03:36 am UTC (link)
Ok you two. do i have to send the condoms for this to finally happen or what?! Gimme your address.....

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[info]songbird72884
2005-07-06 07:30 am UTC (link)
Lmao, no need, we were just in a hyper wacky mood last night lol. I doubt there'll b any need for anything like that anytime soon lol. Thanks for the offer tho :-P

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[info]dani22884
2005-07-06 01:44 pm UTC (link)
Mhmm, what does Peter have to say about it?

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[info]songbird72884
2005-07-06 10:48 pm UTC (link)
As far as I know, nothing lol. Well, nothing serious anyways :P but that's another matter. Far as I'm aware he has no physical-ness plans

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[info]gogglebrain
2005-07-14 08:05 pm UTC (link)
Ha, you do realise this whole conversation means absolutely nothing to the ignorant reader?

Never mind though :)

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[info]stevo_ross
2005-07-15 05:57 pm UTC (link)
This is possibly the strangest conversation I've ever heard. Thanks for lettin me kno when exam results were out last time I were on here both of u. Pete, what a great county championship win for Lancs. OH LANCY LANCY, LANCY LANCY LANCY LANCASHIRE

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[info]songbird72884
2005-07-15 07:11 pm UTC (link)
Lol, I'd have thought u'd have guessed by now that neither Peter nor I ever make any sense :-P

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